Longest Sentence?

Have you ever had one of those days when.......

It's 9.45am, you've got a deodorant mark on your top, but it's too hot to keep your cardigan on, you've just left the EE shop with your malfunctioning SIM card, still malfunctioning because they don't have any Orange pay as you go SIM cards left, and you can't even call or text anyone to vent that anger and annoyance due to the malfunctioning SIM, and you just found out one of your parents have swindled 6 free music lessons out of you by denying that they wanted their daughter to keep the lessons going, despite 7 or 8 emails direct to them enquiring about fees but also giving weekly updates of the lessons, and you want to cry but you're out in public and you know you're supposed to go and buy food for lunch but all you want to do is go straight home and continue reading American Psycho, but you know you really should be doing some writing?

Welcome to my Thursday.

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