Teeny toiletries, door stop sandwiches and bloody cyclists.

Hey guys

Just a short one today as I'm off to Germany tomorrow for a nice weekend away and we have to be up at ridiculous o'clock for our flight. But I owed you one as I hadn't ranted this week yet.

I went to pick up my euros today and needed a couple of bits, and I just realised how much the novelty of the teeny toiletries has not worn off yet. I only went in for a mini deoderant and came out with mini toothpaste and a mini facial scrub. The only reason being, because they're so teeny.

For some reason having the same facial wash just an eighth of the original size, makes it instantly miraculous. I guess it applies to other things too, such as children, a mini person, just a third of the size. And it defnintely applies to kiddie shoes (especially mini dolly shoes. They are too much). And now I've started thinking of other things like mini pizzas, mini cupcakes, mini biscuits, cocktail sausages.......yum.

But alas, I doubt the novelty will ever wear off for me. I love little things. He he.

A made me a mahoosive door stop chicken sandwich today, with the left over chicken from last night. It was amazing but did actually take me a good 15 minutes to eat it. I'm not kidding. It was massive!

Oh and finally (I told you it was quick one) I would like to rant yet again about cyclists and taxis and BLOODY ZEBRA FREAKIN' CROSSINGS!

Twice today I was almost run over, whilst on the freakin' crossing, because cyclists don't want to slow down for those big stripes in the road. And taxi's......well.......enough said really. But it just ticks me right off, especially when they swerve to avoid you and then tut as though YOU inconvenienced THEM.

Twats. Tossers. Wankers.

Those are my top three insults for misuse of the zebra crossing and I am often muttering them to myself when I eventually reach the other side unscathed. God, I really am a crank.

Anyhoo, if you could just stop being a bunch of knobs, you London cyclists, that would be much appreciated.

So, only one more extremely short sleep and then I will be on the 4.50am train to Gatwick airport. Whoop!
Cologne here we come! (Although if it could not be -10 as indicated on weather forecast that would be wonderful.)

Have a great weekend.